Raisin deter/This country might be kind of f'ed...

10 bucks to whomever can figure out my title.

So, I was thinking about blogging and how some people do it and how I should be doing it and how I need to write more. Especially because Twitter doesn't allow for many compound sentences let alone paragraphs.

Henceforth, I think I will try to actually write down what is on my mind and then eject it out into the ether...

Like this (perhaps a regular "column?"):

This country might be kind of f'ed: or how 2010 became a dystopian b-movie from the '80's or something.

1) Arizona is now an apparently 'Mericans only state. They say the Feds aren't doing enough. I have a suspicion that if the Feds did do something they'd have a s**t fit. At any rate I think that "Escape from Tucson" should be Snake Pliskin's next oeuvre.

2) Oil Slick 2010. Wasn't this the plot for Metal Gear Solid 2? That ended with a giant robot boat slamming into NYC. Real life will probably end similarly. Hey that's two Snakes!

3) Charlie Crist. Ok not really too much scifi here except that he is an android with a perfect tan that has escaped from his Republican designers/handlers. It's funny that a pretty center-right guy has to run as an independent because his party has decided to collectively go on the faux-libertarian acid trip espoused by our neighbors in the tea parties.

4) Health Care: Hey no one reads this right?
F*****************************K YES! Communist utopia here we come! I can't wait to rise up with the proletariat. Does Marx count as scifi? It probably should.

5) Barack is cool but is not Morgan Freeman. Like in Deep Impact, right? I think Barack would handle it better but Morgan Freeman would sound more important.

Well...that's all I have for now.

Hopefully more about how awesome I think Jesus is next time.

Be well; do good.
-D