LOLCat: Colossians 1:15-23

This is very cool. But I don't want to explain it, I will not do it justice.
For the uninitiated to LOLCats...
And for the source from whence this came...
For those of us who wish they could have been a scribe.

'e is de imigz ov da invisibl Ceiling Cat, da furst cat ovr dem rest.16 4 he maded all stufz: stufz in da hoodz ov da Ceiling Cat 'n stufz on dis planit, visibl an' invisibl, if they iz seatz ov base or bossmen or bossmen ov bossmen, he maded dem 4 himselfz!17 He iz wat iz befor all stufz, and he maik all stufz b.18 He iz da 'ead ov da body, da churchz!: he is da begining and teh furst cat from da zombicatz, so whatevir iz he iz bossman!19 4 de Ceiling Cat was hapi to haf everithin in 'im,20 'n be also da settlimnt-maker ov all playces, even if iz in da hoodz ov da Ceiling Cat or on dis planit, so he go to da X and bleedz.

21 So, sumtimez befor knauw, u was aliented fron da Ceiling Cat, 'n was enemiez in ur mindz 'cos u waz evyl!22 Buh knauw, he meik settlimnt wif u by Christz bodi dieing to givez u howly in hez sight, no dirtz and bad wurdz -23 if u continus in ur belieffs, rly 'n rly, no thoughz awai fron da hopez in da gospil. Dis is da gospil u haz heardid 'bout 'n iz toldz ta all catz undir da hoodz ov da Ceiling Cat, and ov whicz I'z, Paul, me iz a servants ov.

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Prayer

O Lord that created all things and seeks to bring all things to redemption
Bring thy saving will over my heart
which winces and weeps, wrestles and wraths over such small things

O lord forgive my anxiety and worry
for to worry is to ignore you
and place my attention on the things that I do
and not the things that you have done, are doing, and will do

For me, for your bride, through your Son most blessed
May I be counseled by your Spirit and not be ignorant to your whisper
Amen.